Rice, Stooge Of Stalin

(Conspiracy Nation, 10/19/05) -- On a recent journey to Mother Russia, Condoleeza Rice received her instructions from Communist Boss Vlad Putin. "You are to keep feeding me the secret State Department files, Condi," ordered the Russian prime minister. "I hear, and obey," she answered. Rice, perceived as a right-winger, is actually so far to the "right" she has merged with the totalitarian "left." Long ago, outraged at pre-Civil War slavery, she vowed revenge. This leaded her straight into the arms of "Uncle Joe" Stalin and his "One World" apparatus.

Going deep cover, Condoleeza Rice pretended to be a neo-conservative. Her Red handlers arranged for her to team up with arch-traitors, the Bush family. George H. W. Bush, father of the U.S. president, had sacrificed his son George to "the cause." This situation is eerily foreseen in the 1962 film, "The Manchurian Candidate," where the mother sacrifices her son to Communist brainwashing.

Subjected to intensive "Christian" brainwashing, the mind of George W. Bush broke and he began hearing messages from "God." He was sent into the conservative Christian camp, which naively accepted him as an actual convert. Duped by The Master Plan, Christians rallied behind "Dubya" Bush.

After George W. Bush assumed the presidency in 2001, "God" told him to bring sleeper agent Rice into the White House. From there she advanced, in the stealthy Communist manner, until she became the U.S. Secretary of State.

Following Kremlin instructions received via "God," Dubya Bush pursued a ruinous economic policy. Contrary to actual conservative principles, he leaded the nation into ultimately disastrous and expensive foreign adventures. Inexplicably for a supposed conservative, George W. Bush ballooned deficit spending and simultaneously chopped off government revenue. All the while, to soothe his worried Christian base, Dubya assured them of his Faith.

In a final chessboard move, Bush promoted sleeper liberals John Roberts and Harriet Meiers for Supreme Court positions.

Also assisting The Master Plan, Dubya Bush, aided by Red Rice, allowed the U.S. southern borders to be wide open, thereby further draining the strength of this nation. He now, brazenly, seeks to confer legal immigrant status upon law-breaking foreigners.

Now, in a further denouement, "Manchurian Candidate" Bush is being elbowed aside in power thanks to the unwitting efforts of Patrick Fitzgerald, a special prosecutor. A "clean sweep" of the White House will leave a vacuum into which Red Rice will gravitate, leading eventually to President Condoleeza Rice and the Comrade Consensus.

(A satire... or is it?)

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