Secrets Of Barack Obama
(Conspiracy Nation, 11/20/07) – Today's hot puzzle is, what dirt did the secret agents of Hillary Clinton dig up on Barack Obama?
It was reputed journalist Robert Novak who broke the story. “Agents of Sen. Hillary Clinton are spreading the word in Democratic circles that she has scandalous information about her principal opponent for the party’s presidential nomination, Sen. Barack Obama, but has decided not to use it. The nature of the alleged scandal was not disclosed,” Novak reportedly revealed. (“Novak: Clinton has secret dirt on Obama,” http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/archives/13633.html)
Previously, Novak had outed CIA agent Valerie Plame. Somehow Novak skated away squeeky clean in the matter.
The real story is not whatever supposed scandal Obama may have haunting him. The real story is that Hillary Clinton has “agents.” Those agents are unknown at this time, so that makes them secret agents. This is noticed by Dick Morris, former Clinton insider. In “Hillary's Secret Police Returns” (http://www.newsmax.com/morris/clinton_obama/2007/11/19/50691.html), Morris (and co-writer Eileen McGann) charges that Hillary Clinton “has a sordid history of using private investigators to find scandals in the background of anyone who gets in her way.” Hillary, according to Morris, has lately disguised the tactic by burying her shamus costs inside of lawyers' bills.
Still, the question lingers: What did Hillary's secret agents discover? Tom Heneghan alleges the Obama Ouija has to do with dissing Obama's mama. (“Hillary Tied To Attempt To Smear Obama's Mother,” http://blog.myspace.com/tom_heneghan_intel). Heneghan also alleges that Christopher Dodd, possibly the secret grandson of Josef Stalin (“Strange Case Of Chris Dodd,” http://www.shout.net/~bigred/Dodd2.html), has “received a $57 million wire transfer, which was placed in a secret Luxembourg account in return for Dodd going easy on unelectable Hillary.”
Other speculation by various commentators includes:
“Obama fathered a white love-child.”
“He's secretly converted to Islam. His Muslim name is Ned Johnson.”
“He prefers polka to rap.”
Reacting to the Novak secret agents innuendo, the Obama campaign issued a statement, reading in part, “If the purpose of this shameless item was to daunt or discourage me or supporters of our campaign from challenging and changing the politics of Washington, it will fail. In fact, it will only serve to steel our resolve.” (“ Novak: Clinton has secret dirt on Obama,” op. cit.)
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