Gen Y Smells A Rat

(Conspiracy Nation, 03/05/06) -- "There's no way to program Gen-Y audiences," complains a marketeer. "Even more than other audiences, they can smell a rat. They can tell when they're being marketed to."

But who is this "Generation Y"? Part of the problem is, they are being defined (and shaped) by marketeers.

One fact is certain: they were short-changed when it came to a designation. Other generations received unique appellations, such as "Greatest Generation" and "Baby Boomers." Yet this group now coming of age is named only as an after-thought to "Generation X." They are "The Short-Changed Generation."

Internet searches on "Generation Y" do not even agree who they are! They were born in North America between the early 1980s and the late 1990s. Or, they are 12 to 17 years old. Some say it's not clear-cut: "Gen Y," the Short-Changed Generation, are children of the Baby Boomers. "Gen X," the Stoic Generation, are children of the "Silent Generation," those born between about 1930 and 1945.

And since this editor is a "Baby Boomer," of "The Worst Generation," how can you even trust what he says!?

A scattering of anecdotes has been culled regarding "Generation Y," also called "Generation Why", as in "Why did you Boomers do this to us?"

Being in your twenties isn't very rewarding according to a recent survey of 500 Americans in the age range of 20-29. Young adults are finding it difficult to just earn enough for life's necessities, and a significant percentage are financially assisted by their parents. "Contrary to popular beliefs, the care-free days of today's twenties are anything but," said Doug Adams, director of marketing for InsightExpress. (http://www.insightexpress.com/pressroom/release_080403a.asp)

They can be called the Superlative Generation, because previous nomenclatures for other generations emphasized the superlative (e.g. "Greatest," "Boomer"). When you go shopping, you notice this Generation Why. They seem to be weighed down by a thousand sorrows. They are even being called "The Sad Generation." According to one source, "Generation Y is one of the most medicated generations in human history, with many Generation Yers prescribed antidepressants and other behavior-altering drugs like Ritalin, which has existed since the 1950s but was seldom prescribed before the early 1990s based on the relative lack of brain knowledge prior to the 1990s, the 'Decade of the Brain.'" (http://www.answers.com/topic/generation-y)

Loaded with generational debt, barely surviving in most cases, where can they go to escape the blues? Already at such a young age the Generation Why looks back to happier times. Instead of watching TV programs portraying 30-something lifestyles, The Sad Generation "watches down," viewing programs designed around teen-age audiences. (http://www.jrn.columbia.edu/studentwork/cns/2004-02-16/377.asp)

This Superlative Generation is fleeing the states of New York, Pennsylvania, and California. They are moving to Georgia, North Carolina, and Colorado. (http://www.menstuff.org/issues/byissue/twentysomething.html)

Many disillusioned members of Generation Why ruefully call what they face "the quarter-life crisis." (http://liberalorder.typepad.com/the_liberal_order/2005/06/the_work_ethic_.html) Supposedly having difficulty making the transition to work, they can always go guard the poppies in Afghanistan for Uncle Sam. Or, they can warehouse themselves inside higher education, accumulating credentials. Then they can move to India.

Meanwhile the marketeers, if no one else, are intensely interested in The Sad Generation. Contrary to indications above, the Kellogg School of Management defines the grouping to be "those born between 1977 and 1995." So not only does Generation Why get gypped about a unique generational designation, they are not even defined by a consensus! Here therefore is a pattern of nebulousness associated with the Short-Changed Generation.

"The rising millennial generation," writes Kellogg School of Management, "is bringing with it a backlash to tradition. In comparison to Generation X, which older generations looked upon as disillusioned, rebellious and pessimistic, Generation Y-ers seem to embody the optimism and idealism that baby boomers themselves held dear." (http://www.kellogg.northwestern.edu/research/risk/geny/) Idealism? Okay. But "optimism?" WHY?

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