Pakistan Plot Intensifies

(Conspiracy Nation, 01/10/08) – Sajjad Shaukat, writing in Alarab Online, provides further detail on Pakistani turmoil. (“International Conspiracy Against Pakistan,” Jan. 8, 2008). There is “duplicity on the part of the US and some of its European allies at this juncture...”

Duplicity? Could there be duplicity involving top USA politicians holding seats of power? Sajjad Shaukat insists this is so. A plot against Pakistan “is a part of the new cold war,” between the Russia-China alliance and the US-led nations, now in its embryonic stage.

India is involved. She is our strategic partner in a battle for “The Stans,” the geographical bloc characterized by nations whose names end in “stan.” Obviously, the spirit of Ubuntu has been vanquished in the region. (Background: “How Do You Spell 'Ubuntu'?” http://www.shout.net/~bigred/Ubuntu.html)

As to the December 27th assassination of Benazir Bhutto, Shaukat claims the “people who had killed Benazir Bhutto wanted to destabilize Pakistan and the region.” This serves as a pretext for Kapitalists to mobilize troops “to restore order.” Three thousand brave Marines are on their way to AfghaniSTAN. They will be ready to insert themselves into neighboring PakiSTAN.

It is all part of a “conspiracy actually prepared by American CIA and India to intensify unrest and uncertainty in Pakistan to fulfil their self-interests.” (Shaukat, op. cit.)

It almost goes without saying that yesterday's New Hampshire voting results were rigged. How were they rigged? Rush Limbaugh suggested yesterday on his radio program that voters were bused in from neighboring states. Apparently, to vote in the New Hampshire primary, you can claim you plan to be living in New Hampshire in the near future. (And mark that ballot “Hillary,” bused-in New Yorkers.)

A spate of suspicious elections began in 2000. In Florida, duplicity assisted George W. Bush to defeat Al Gore. In 2004, in Ohio, further duplicity occurred and John Kerry lost to Dubya Bush. Now the “two” political parties seem to have agreed to slice the pie in favor of Hillary Clinton in 2008.

So Hillary Clinton will be our Commander-in-Chief during the new Cold War. She will be putting rough-and-tough lesbians into the military, so China and Russia had better watch out. In 1992, the Clintons did not campaign on “gays in the military.” But upon taking office, what was the Clintons' immediate top priority? Their first big push was not health care, as some mistakenly remember. Instead, from nowhere came huge “gays in the military” pressure. Hillary's big surprise in early 2009 likely will be “lesbians in the military.” And lesbians are tough-as-nails. Hillary knows this and our brave lesbian soldiers will be sticking it to the Russkies.

Rush Limbaugh, incidentally, promotes Council on Foreign Relations (CFR) Republicans Rudy Giuliani, Fred Thompson, and John McCain over dreaded “populist” Republicans. But how can a “conservative” belong to the CFR? It's time for Limbaugh to take a refresher course on “Conservatives 101.”

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