Sorceries Of Papa bin Edict

(Conspiracy Nation, 07/14/07) – Papa bin Edict has begun spiritual warfare with “Lord Voldemort” (Vladimir Putin). The contest was joined roughly coinciding with the numerological date of 7/11, 2007. (For background, see “Harry Potter, the Fourth Pope,” http://www.shout.net/~bigred/HarryPotter.html)

Commenting upon the erupting circumstance, “Izakovic” observed, “This war becomes openly spiritual one.” (http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=106501)

So-called “Dementors” have defected from the Vatican and secretly work for Putin. Does a secret society, the Order of the Phoenix, oppose Putin and lend support to Papa bin Edict? Or are they part of a “Fourth Way”? Not clear at this time is the role played by Sirius Black (Serious Black), Barack Obama.

This morning, National Public Radio's “Weekend Edition” broadcast an interview which suggested Vladimir Putin (“Lord Voldemort”) will not be stepping down from the Russian presidency in 2008. Tensions between NATO and Russia are escalating and Putin will likely use this as a pretext to remain in power. Papa bin Edict had earlier this year gone to Constantinople (Istanbul) to cement an alliance with the Greek Orthodox Church. They are likely to prove potent allies in the developing sorcerors' showdown.

“Izakovic” (op. cit.) points out two thunderbolts hurled already by bin Edict in the past four days: (1) revival of the Latin mass; and (2) calling Roman Catholicism the “true” Christianity. A third thunderbolt could be an outright condemnation of Communism, which the Vatican has been forbidden to do ever since a secret 1962 Rome-Moscow pact.

Papa bin Edict has had numerous sorcery encounters in his past. In the days of King Totila, a crazed Goth named Galla roamed the land, sodomizing monks. Bin Edict was forced to do something about it. He calmly confronted Galla, who had a monk in tow, his arms bound by thongs. It is recorded in The Golden Legend how Papa bin Edict merely glanced at the monk, and miraculously the “thongs which bound his hands sprang apart: no human hands could have untied them with such incredible speed.” Wonderstruck, Galla begged forgiveness. Bin Edict advised Galla he must “put an end to his cruel ways.”

On a separate occasion, bin Edict had learned of a certain monk “unable to stay at prayer for any length of time.” This monk kept sneaking out of the monastery, and would “give himself up to other, more earthly pursuits.” Papa bin Edict “went to observe this monk, and saw him being dragged out of chapel by a black imp.” Bin Edict chased down the imp and struck him with his staff.

It is recorded that the Devil was “smarting as if he himself had received the beating.” Not long thereafter a priest named Florentius, apparently one of the Dementors, smuggled seven girls into the garden of a monastery where Papa bin Edict was staying. Florentius had them “frolic and sing and dance naked to excite the monks to lecherous thoughts.” Fearing for the spiritual safety of the monks, bin Edict and they fled the monastery. “But though he went to live in a different place, the same Enemy pursued him.” (The Golden Legend by Jacobus de Voragine)

The Evil One began to appear to Papa bin Edict “in the most hideous forms imaginable.” Disguised as Vladimir Putin, one day he addressed bin Edict as so: “Benedicte, Benedicte! [Blessed one],” he called. But when snubbed by bin Edict, Putin changed his cry to, “Maledicte, maledicte, non Benedicte! [Accursed one, accursed, not blessed].” This leads to the Third Thunderbolt. Thunderbolts one and two, as noted, have already been unleashed. It may happen that Papa bin Edict “takes off the gloves” and publicly condemns Communism. If this occurs, “all bets are off.”

Also numerologically significant is the date 7/7, 2007. At that time, the nasty house elf Kreacher, disguised as Al Gore, prestidigitated a “glamour” to dazzle the eyes. Kreacher belongs to the Dementors, hostile to bin Edict and in league with Putin. When the Mother Earth Glamour sorcery flopped, this marked the subsequent sorcery battle escalations.

“Harry Potter,” vying with others for the papal crown, is allied with the “sacred feminine.” A subterfuge to cloak so-called “conspiracy theories” under the guise of fiction heralds the premiere of some new, “acceptable,” conspiracy magazine, possibly to be called “The Quibbler.”

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