(Melchizedek Communique, MC011410) Like "Citizen Kane" or Howard Hughes, George W. Bush seems to have become an invisible mystery man on the American landscape. But that may be about to change, due to the recovery of 22 million presumably erased White House e-mails.

Mother Jones magazine first reported, on December 11, 2009, that the Barack Obama administration and two nonprofits had reached a wide-ranging settlement in their legal battle over millions of missing Bush-era White House emails. [1] AP confirmed that computer technicians had found 22 million missing White House e-mails from the administration of President George W. Bush. [2]

Bush, also known as "Dubya", formerly the focus of enormous attention, quickly became like a ghost in Hamlet after the inauguration of President Barack Obama. It was as if Bush had never existed! Where was the man formerly idolized by millions of flag-waving "True Americans"? The American "news" media had seemingly agreed to now treat Dubya as a non-person. Only the Globe, a weekly tabloid newspaper, provided occasional Bush updates.

Tidbits of Bush sightings, like Elvis sightings, were leaked into print, courtesy of shadowy "secret sources." On March 2, 2009, Globe reported George W. Bush to be drinking Jim Beam and watching The History Channel at his ranch in Crawford, Texas. [3]

The Globe cited secret sources for allegations that Dubya Bush was seriously depressed and living apart from his wife, Laura Bush. She was said to be living in Dallas, working on a tell-all expose book. [4]

On April 10, 2009, Melchizedek Communique summarized how it was thought "that George W. Bush must have been drinking Jim Beam whisky and watching 'Dancing With The Stars' when he reportedly made a late night phone call to former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice. Dubya Bush must have felt the lack of a dancing partner when he reportedly begged Condi Rice, 'Help me! I need you.'" [5]

Because the mainstream media has turned Bush into the invisible man, the Globe is depended upon for whatever nuggets can be found. On December 28, 2009, Globe portrayed ol' Dubya as "a has-been pooper scooper," reduced to following his dog and picking up its droppings. [6]

Now, Globe reports, as of January 11, 2010, that "intimate love notes" between George W. Bush and Condoleezza "Condi" Rice are among the items found in the 22 million recovered White House e-mails. The tender missives are believed to date from March 2003 to October 2005. [7]

Was this the reason for the bizzare mass media saturation coverage of the Tiger Woods embarrassment? Was "Love Life of Golfers" a thumb-sucking replacement for the True Teat: alleged love letters between Dubya and Condi?

The Globe stands by previous reports that Bush and his wife have separated. For public consumption, "sound bite" images of the couple holding hands and such are issued.

Globe also reports, as of January 18, 2010, an "Obama Marriage Meltdown." President Barack Obama reportedly is spending all his free time with the mysterious Reggie Love, and First Lady Michelle Obama is having fits. [8]

------- Notes -------
[1] "Obama Administration to Restore Missing Bush Emails", by Nick Baumann. Mother Jones, Dec. 14, 2009
[2] "22 million missing Bush White House e-mails found", by Pete Yost. AP, Dec. 14, 2009
[3] "Bush Suicide Drama", The Globe, March 2, 2009, p. 16
[4] "Prince Charles Ponders a Liver Transplant for His Wife", Melchizedek Communique, Feb. 28, 2009
http://www.shout.net/~bigred/mc022809.html
[5] "Pragmatism of Richard J. Daley", Melchizedek Communique, April 10, 2009
http://www.shout.net/~bigred/mc041009.html
[6] "Dubya Bush Now a 'Pooper Scooper'?", Melchizedek Communique, Dec. 26, 2009
http://www.shout.net/~bigred/mc122609.html
[7] "Bush and Condi Love Letters Scandal", The Globe, Jan. 11, 2010
[8] "Obama Marriage Meltdown!" The Globe, Jan. 18, 2010