(Melchizedek Communique, MC020810) The Globe, a weekly tabloid newspaper, reports wild conga lines at posh White House festivities. Exotic "Wagyu beef" is tossed to the conga dancers as they skip merrily by the grinning Barack Obama. President Obama's excuse: "Hey, it's the way business gets done." ("Party Animal-in-Chief!", The Globe, Feb. 8, 2010)

Meanwhile, though, outside the White House, the shivering unemployed hold forth their hands to the shimmering incadescence inside. Perhaps they can warm their fingers a little from all the blazing lightbulbs! "Please, Mr. Obama, please... A crust of bread," they moan.

And inside, "the booze flowed like water," claims one Globe source. "It gets pretty wild, believe me."

Most recently, the "party hearty" Obama is reported to have hosted a Super Bowl feast, where guests laughed and shouted while grown men in long underwear and helmets chased after the skin of a pig.

With his "Mission Accomplished", George W. Bush now tosses down Jim Beam whisky while he watches the History Channel, according to previous Globe reports. (Background: "Dubya & Condi: 'Love Letters in the Sand'", http://www.shout.net/~bigred/mc011410.html)

It was Bill Clinton who accomplished phase one of "The Mission." His administration pushed through NAFTA, despite vigorous populist protests. Result: Zero net job creation in the Aughts. America's manufacturing base was decimated. (Background: "'Giant Sucking Sound' Verified", http://www.shout.net/~bigred/mc011110.html)

Phase two of "The Mission", to exhaust the U.S. military and accelerate bankruptcy of the U.S. Treasury, was "accomplished" by George W. Bush (alias Dubya).

Now, in phase three, Obama's mission is to destroy American agriculture by means of impossibly counter-productive rules given to farmers, disguised as to prevent "global warming."

In the end, after Clinton, Bush, and Obama have destroyed the United States, it will be merged into a "New World Order." Sarah Palin will be the dominatrix in that future phase.

In the concentration camps, you will be given U.S. flags and ordered to have "freedom celebrations."

But "The best laid schemes o' Mice and Men gang aft agley." A "Black Swan" inevitably appears. Then, the street sweeper cleans up after the parade has vanished into history. Between cigar puffs, he informs us, "Hey, mac, it's long over."