(Melchizedek Communique, MC111308) This lady (image, left) went from “Flab to Fab” and lost 12 pounds in 2 weeks. But look closely at the picture and you'll see she also went from being a black person to being a white person.

The news will go from Flab to Fab 48 hours from now. Today there are “crises” galore. But come Saturday all will be watching football games. The Flab of “crises” will become the Fab of football.

Today is Thursday (Thor's Day), associated with thunderbolts. Then comes Friday (Frigg's Day), associated with startling news issued late in the day. Next, on Saturday (Saturn's Day), it is like the rings of Saturn surround us in a cocoon. On Saturn's Day we are in a happy football stadium and bad news has no ticket to enter.

As usual, there is an avalanche of “crises” today, this being Thursday. But the “crises” have accelerated now that election season has ended. There is a backlog of “crises” to unleash since news of such was withheld previously. This was done to prevent serious discussion marring the election season. So now the “crises” are everywhere but you can't vote about it.

Ambrose Evans-Pritchard, in Britain's Telegraph newspaper today, is worried about “deflation” -- actually just the periodic collapse of the unnatural usury system. Like the man who had an appointment in Samarra (see previous communique), officials have been jostled in the marketplace and ride furiously to Samarra.

The incestuous clique of “news” persons has a problem. They did not scrutinize Barack Obama during the election season. So what do they do if Obama turns out not to be so great? “Oops. My bad,” will say the “news” persons? Not likely. Barack Obama is “too big to fail”, explains the controversial Rush Limbaugh.

Obama inherits a mess. The military bogged down in the Middle East. Dubya Bush spending hundreds of billions of dollars we do not have. Pathologic enabling of the usury system, making us “co-dependents” to the usury illness. What a tough job faces Obama. Did “they” say, “What a mess... Hmm, let's give this job to the black guy”?