(Melchizedek Communique, MC112509) Has ADL been ousted from the Politburo?

Veteran Politburo watchers speculate the Anti-Defamation League (ADL) may have been ousted from the inner circle of power. A predictably alarmist ADL press release last week had not produced startled gasps from the mass media, as is normally the case. Instead, the ADL press release, like leaked e-mails from "global warming" aficionados, was largely ignored.

What could this mean? At first, the Politburo watchers believed the lack of typical ballyhoo surrounding the ADL press release, "Hah! What say!? Rage Grows in America: Anti-Government Conspiracies!", was due to a decline in ADL's credibility among the useful idiots. Nonetheless, it was expected the USSA News Agency TASS (Trans-American Statist Services) would typically adhere to the ADL line and create a "news" "virtual reality" of "hatists" hiding under the bed.

Instead, amazingly, National Public Radio (NPR) yesterday released a report critical of ADL national director, Abraham Foxman, and his shadowy organization. In "Exploring The Politics Of 'Defamation'", apparatchik Ella Taylor startlingly allows into her report such lines as "fear stoker" and "Holocaust Industry."

The USSA-TASS NPR report, issued November 24, 2009, now permits such considerations as "Foxman has either dedicated his life to making the world safe for the Jewish people or reaped a handsome living by stoking fears" and "anti-Semitism in America is 'a Jewish invention'".

In the upper stratosphere of the Politburo, about which little can really be known, only clues can be relied upon to fathom what is truly going on. The Politburo watchers notice the rise of a new Premier, Barack Obama, who replaces the previous Premier, George W. Bush. This is thought to herald a "change" of some sort. The new Premier Obama has also begun bowing before world leaders, though what this signifies is hard to say. Also, a Fort Hood terrorizing incident may be a counter-attack by those now banished to the Politburo Siberia: they, it is thought, wanted to re-vivify the glorious reign of the previous Politburo by injecting renewed terrorist fears.

Further signaling a shift in the Politburo, the USSA News Agency TASS outlet, NPR, has also resurrected consciousness of "The Family." Back in September of 2008, the puzzling "Conspiracy Nation" blog had reported on "The Family," describing it as "a sort of Moose Lodge of country club fundamentalists (not affiliated with Moose International)" which had visited the 9/11 Ground Zero "to survey the ruins of secularism." This "The Family" was in tight with the then-reigning Dubya Bush Politburo. Now, judging by the clues, "The Family" is no longer part of the inner circle, due to the appearance of a report yesterday via a USSA-TASS outlet. In "The Secret Political Reach Of 'The Family'", NPR highlights "the Family, a secretive fellowship of powerful Christian politicians that centers on a Washington, D.C., townhouse."