(Melchizedek Communique, MC120109) Tiger Woods had the "Climategate" facts.

You may be puzzled as to why, with a seriously relevant breaking story, the American mass media chooses instead to focus upon a rather unimportant car crash report. But the deeper truth which cannot yet be told is that golf star Tiger Woods had been handed highly-secret documents dealing with the so-called "Climategate." He had subsequently been intercepted by KGB agents as he rushed to deliver the Climategate documents to Rush Limbaugh, the controversial radio host.

"But what is this 'Climategate'?" you may be saying. "I haven't heard a thing about it." You are not to blame if such is the case. The American mass media has been tip-toeing around the story, because they understand how it relates to the Tiger Woods car accident. This explains their huge focus on the Tiger Woods incident. It is not "junk news," as some, such as Project Censored, might think. The Tiger Woods car accident is the "Pandora's Box" which contains the key to Climategate.

The much-maligned Wikipedia has seen fit to publish an early, non-Tiger Woods definition of Climategate: "The Climatic Research Unit e-mail hacking incident, also known as Climategate, began in November 2009 with the hacking of a server used by the Climatic Research Unit (CRU) of the University of East Anglia (UEA) in Norwich, England, in the United Kingdom. An unknown individual stole and anonymously disseminated over a thousand e-mails and other documents. The university confirmed that a 'criminal breach' of their security systems took place, but could not confirm the authenticity of the material at short notice, and expressed concern 'that personal information about individuals may have been compromised.' Details of the incident have been reported to the police, who are investigating. Later, Phil Jones, Director of the CRU, confirmed that all of the leaked emails that had provoked heated debate appeared to be genuine." ("Climatic Research Unit e-mail hacking incident", http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Climategate)

"Climate change sceptics have asserted that the e-mails show collusion by climate scientists to withhold scientific information. Other prominent climate scientists, such as Richard Somerville, have called the incident a smear campaign. Jones called charges that the emails involve any 'untoward' activity 'ludicrous', and Kevin Trenberth of the National Center for Atmospheric Research stated that the sceptics have selectively quoted words and phrases out of context in an attempt to sabotage the Copenhagen global climate summit in December." (Wikipedia, op. cit.)

So you can see that this Climategate is an exciting story! So the question of "Why do they focus on the Tiger Woods car accident instead of the Climategate?" might occur to you. This is now explained by the deeper knowledge of how Tiger Woods had been rushing to deliver startling new information to the only man he felt he could trust, Rush Limbaugh, and how the KGB had intercepted Woods via a car crash. The mass media suspects the highly-secret documents dealing with Climategate might still be hidden somewhere in Tiger Woods' car. And this is why the American mass media remains encamped outside the home of Tiger Woods, rather than outside the home of Phil Jones, Director of the Climate Research Unit, whose e-mails had been hacked.

(Note: The preceding story, above, is mostly bullsh**. But so is much of the mass media so-called news.)