(Melchizedek Communique, MC122609) Information on the recent activities of one George W. Bush, alias "Dubya", is hard to come by. Thankfully, the Globe, a weekly tabloid newspaper, continues to dog his trail.

In "Bush's Sad New Life" (Globe, Dec. 28, 2009), we see ol' Dubya now reduced to following his dog and picking up its droppings. Bush is now "a has-been pooper scooper."

What a sad decline from only a few years ago! Back then, the American people shouted, "Hooray for Bush! Hooray for war!" But now, the forgotten Bush gives talks at dreary venues and can only manage ticket prices of $4.95.

Globe stands by earlier reports that Bush and wife Laura have been separated since he left the White House: she living in Dallas and he living in Crawford, Texas. For public consumption the two sometimes are seen together, to disguise the true situation.

Bush reportedly fears what Laura may reveal in a tell-all book she is writing. He also reportedly is terrified that President Barack Obama may be working to bring war crimes charges against the former Commander-in-Chief.

Earlier this year, Globe had reported Dubya to be hitting the whisky pretty hard while he watched the History Channel. Now, their sources claim Bush sees a therapist of some type, apparently psychological, twice a week.

Won't you please pray for this poor man, now said to be despondent with remorse for his presidency?

No longer does the mainstream media follow the life of George W. Bush. Already he has vanished completely from the news. And so, the Globe must be depended upon for whatever nuggets can be found.